1 00:00:08,049 --> 00:00:11,219 [Mona] I've lived in the Clackson Arms all my life, 2 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:14,139 and while I'd be first to admit that it's seen better days, 3 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:17,475 there's still something charming about the place-- 4 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,310 Classic. 5 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:21,229 Like a grande dame 6 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,064 who probably needs a facelift or two, 7 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:26,484 but what I'm talking about is her soul. 8 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:30,030 Inside, she's... She's special. 9 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:32,866 And that's why it broke my heart 10 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,076 when people started abandoning her. 11 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:39,164 First it was the Egans, then the Peters, 12 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,957 then the Rubenthals. 13 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,667 By the time the Shankars moved out, 14 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,128 things were heading downhill pretty fast 15 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,296 for the Clackson Arms. 16 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:47,547 Oh, how do you do that? 17 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,965 How do you do that? 18 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,425 [chuckles] 19 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:55,555 My name's Mona, by the way-- Mona Bailey. 20 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,474 I live up in 305. 21 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,017 I have since I was born. 22 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,560 I guess things started turning 23 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,188 right after the building went co-op. 24 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,607 The man carrying the tray there, 25 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:06,983 that's my husband Ned. 26 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:09,694 He's such a sweetie-- so patient. 27 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,447 Especially since my difficulties began. 28 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,032 Coming. 29 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,076 -Ned? -Coming. 30 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,662 Ned, I think I know what this is. 31 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:21,247 I think it's Lyme disease. 32 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,832 In order for you to have Lyme disease 33 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,418 -you'd have to have been bitten by an infected tick. -No. 34 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,378 And considering you haven't been outside the building 35 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,506 in the last six months. I doubt... 36 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,757 What about the headache? 37 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,258 And the joint pain? 38 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:35,053 Mona, do yourself a favor and throw that thing away. 39 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,513 It's doing you more harm than good. 40 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,890 My physician's desk reference, Ned? 41 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:39,933 I don't think so. 42 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:42,852 Listen, Mona, Mona, 43 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:47,440 do you remember that superstore I told you about? 44 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,316 The one they're building out west? 45 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,818 [Mona] Ned had been the assistant manager 46 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:52,529 at Crazy Moe's electronics store for years. 47 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:54,489 They've asked me to manage it. 48 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,032 Huh? 49 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,827 I mean, wouldn't that be an amazing opportunity for both of us? 50 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,954 Well, you know I can't go outside. 51 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:03,039 Oh, but nothing will happen to you, Mona. 52 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:06,126 Ned, you don't know that. I'm highly susceptible. 53 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,421 Honey, if you want to go 54 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:13,341 without me, you know I'll understand. 55 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,594 Oh, no. No, honey. 56 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:20,140 If you don't want to come with me, then, um... 57 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:22,475 Hmm. 58 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,562 Oh, I love you. 59 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,149 I love you too. 60 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,614 [Mona] I felt awful. 61 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,199 That promotion was everything to Ned. 62 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,117 But you have to understand, 63 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,953 there was no way I could ever leave the Clackson Arms. 64 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,788 Ever, period. 65 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,626 Um, Ned, the milk-- 66 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:51,171 What was the date on the carton? 67 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,673 So, as the weeks went by, 68 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:56,050 more and more tenants sold out and moved away. 69 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:58,887 They must have thought the building would never be worth anything. 70 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,597 But somebody must have felt differently 71 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:03,683 because somebody was secretly buying them out. 72 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,810 The question was: "Who?" 73 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,106 The owners' meeting took place at Dom Pardo's. 74 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,441 Dom was an artist 75 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,443 whose specialty was nudes. 76 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,778 Though, maybe special's the wrong word. 77 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:16,905 [Dom] Whoever's making these offers 78 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:19,699 is countin' on us panickin' and selling cheap. 79 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,743 So then they turn around and sell high when we're we're gone. 80 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,245 Well, let me tell you. I'm not going to let that happen, huh. 81 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,330 Not without a fight! 82 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,790 [Mona] Looking around at my neighbors, 83 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,376 feeling that sense of community with them, 84 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,004 it made my heart swell. 85 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:36,925 They offered me 25 grand for my place. 86 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:37,967 Can you believe that? 87 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:40,220 [Mona] Tory-Beth Walters was my best friend. 88 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,847 I guess you could say she had a bit of a temper on her. 89 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:44,224 Carpetbaggers. 90 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:48,519 I say we hunt them down 91 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:50,730 -and chop off their heads. -[all] Yeah! 92 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,732 And feed them to the rats. 93 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:53,816 [all] Yeah. 94 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:55,818 And then we can eat the rats! 95 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:56,986 Boom-boom. 96 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,489 [laughing] 97 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,573 What? 98 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:01,449 I'm with ya. 99 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:05,078 [Mona] At that moment I felt so proud to be among those people. 100 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:09,040 I knew I had to do something to help out. 101 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,834 I sent away for a Radon home testing kit. 102 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,045 See, I'd read this article about Radon 103 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,506 and how it could leak into buildings and cause cancer. 104 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,007 But then it occurred to me 105 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,551 if it was Radon leaking into our building, 106 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,512 maybe then it wouldn't be so attractive 107 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:25,556 to the people trying to buy it out from under us. 108 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,975 [beeping] 109 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:36,901 [rapid beeping] 110 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,288 [elevator bell dings] 111 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,581 I was shocked. 112 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,958 it was Shirley Baxter 113 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,460 and Dom Pardo, and they were kissing. 114 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,754 [laughing] 115 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,427 [Shirley] We've got to hurry. 116 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,430 I told my husband I was going out for cigarettes. 117 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:09,017 [Mona] Shirley was a happily married woman, 118 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:12,854 and Dom, well, he seemed bent on doing it 119 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:14,856 with every woman in the building. 120 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:16,983 Your hot, flushed thighs. 121 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,319 [Shirley breathing heavily] 122 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,695 Yeah? Come on. 123 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,655 Just do it fast. Come on. 124 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,657 Oh, I can do fast. 125 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:25,658 Fast, yeah. 126 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,993 Yeah. [chuckles] 127 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,374 -[exclaims] -[grunts] 128 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,877 [Shirley] Yeah, yeah. 129 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:38,046 Yeah, oh, yeah. 130 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,798 -Yeah, yeah. -[washing machine running] 131 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:43,343 [rapid beeping] 132 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,929 Do you hear something? 133 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:49,891 No, did you? 134 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,768 [grunting] 135 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,316 Spin cycle! 136 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,943 [screaming] 137 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,908 [grunting] 138 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,577 [Shirley] Oh, yeah! 139 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,496 [screaming] 140 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,337 [Shirley] Boy, do I wish Vince could see this. 141 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:23,132 [Dom] Your fingernails, they're killin' me! 142 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,345 [groaning] 143 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,434 [Shirley] I'm coming, I'm coming! 144 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,853 -I'm coming. -[Dom grunts] 145 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,573 [Control Voice] There is nothing wrong with your television. 146 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:50,284 Do not attempt to adjust the picture. 147 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:53,413 We are now controlling the transmission. 148 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:57,291 We control the horizontal and the vertical. 149 00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:00,628 We can deluge you with a thousand channels 150 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:05,716 or expand one single image to crystal clarity 151 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,718 and beyond. 152 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,429 We can shape your vision 153 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,099 to anything our imagination can conceive. 154 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:16,644 For the next hour, 155 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:21,023 we will control all that you see and hear. 156 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:31,534 You are about to experience the awe and mystery 157 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,787 which reaches from the deepest inner mind 158 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,915 to The Outer Limits. 159 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,337 [Mona struggling] 160 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:46,716 [Control Voice] How well can we ever know our neighbors? 161 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:47,675 Ned! 162 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:49,760 Perhaps we might better ask: 163 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,555 How well do we want to? 164 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,931 -Ned! -[door opening] 165 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,601 [Ned] Mona! 166 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:57,351 Ned! 167 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,770 I crawled all the way from the basement. 168 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,564 My chair broke. 169 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,065 I was electrocuted. 170 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:04,317 It was horrible. 171 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,152 Why didn't you just stand up and walk? 172 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,737 Oh, Ned! 173 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,030 I'm sorry. 174 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:13,951 Please, Mona. 175 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:16,579 Your legs work just fine, sweetie. 176 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:17,538 No, Ned! 177 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,707 What were hell were you doing in the basement anyway? 178 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,042 I was checking for Radon. 179 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,877 You were... You were checking for what? 180 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,921 Oh, Ned, don't you understand? 181 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,047 There's Radon in the basement. 182 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,673 [voices murmuring] 183 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,759 Do you hear that humming? 184 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,427 Oh, I get it. 185 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:32,845 This is one of your illnesses, isn't it? 186 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,056 No, no, no, Ned. I swear, there's a humming. 187 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:37,016 All right, I am not going to indulge in this anymore. 188 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,519 Ned, please, I'm not a well person. 189 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,562 By choice, Mona. 190 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:44,315 You are not a well person by choice. 191 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,150 My head is splitting. 192 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,193 There's a humming in my ears. 193 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,444 It's driving me crazy. 194 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,695 Ned. 195 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:50,863 -[woman screaming] -What? 196 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,949 Oh, my God! 197 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,367 What? 198 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:57,161 Oh, God, somebody just fell off the roof. 199 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,788 Fell off the roof? What are you talking about? 200 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:01,874 Ned, help me. Help me, please. 201 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,964 [Ned] Honey, there's nothing there. 202 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:16,055 [stutters] No, Ned, I saw someone fall off the roof. 203 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,266 They went right... They fell... 204 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,559 You heard it. 205 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,435 You heard them screaming. 206 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,271 Ned... 207 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,732 I tell you, the whole thing was freakish. 208 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,943 Between the voices I was hearing 209 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,362 and what I had just seen. 210 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,405 Really? 211 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,449 You saw a body just fall past your window? 212 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,327 -Oh. -Go on. Try one. 213 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:41,205 [Mona] The problem with Tory-Beth's cooking was 214 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:46,168 she tended to use, uh, unusual ingredients. 215 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,587 Uh, different. 216 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,381 [chuckles] See, I used baking soda toothpaste 217 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,674 instead of just baking soda. 218 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,759 That way they're good for your teeth. [growls] 219 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:57,972 Now, maybe what you saw was a bird 220 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,557 or a piece of the building. 221 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,642 Uh-uh. 222 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,477 Did you phone the police? 223 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:04,979 Or an ambulance? 224 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,481 No, there was no body, so... 225 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,942 You think I'm making this up. 226 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,655 -Here, take this. -[taser buzzing] 227 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,284 Look, obviously you're feeling threatened here. 228 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,787 It's hardly surprising-- We're at war. 229 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,205 When the enemy comes, 230 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:26,959 you'll feel safer knowing you can fight back. 231 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,881 50,000 volts right in the face! 232 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,382 [coughs] 233 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:34,550 Come on, honey. 234 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:38,137 [Mona] Maybe I had imagined the body. 235 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,348 but I wasn't imagining those voices. 236 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:43,768 But what was causing them? Maybe I was going crazy. 237 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:49,315 Or maybe the Radon had given me a tumor. 238 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,652 Miles and Delia Pendergast lived in 307. 239 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,403 Delia worked for a law firm. 240 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,613 Miles came from money, 241 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,115 -But he worked for some non-profit organization. -Hey, guys. 242 00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,617 Hey, Mona, how are you feeling? 243 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,326 Oh, I'm okay. 244 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,161 I have a scratchy throat... 245 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,537 No, really, and my... 246 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,164 A brain tumor, possibly. 247 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,666 Vince is Shirley's husband. 248 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,125 You remember her from the laundry room. 249 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,586 Have you tried acupuncture? 250 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:13,214 I was numb all over, worked for me. 251 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,675 Worked for both of us, if you know what I mean. 252 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,512 Um, when you get to work today, ask around. 253 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:22,139 Find out if having Radon in your building makes us candidates 254 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,724 for a class action lawsuit 255 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,226 against the company that built the building. 256 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,769 And maybe even the city. 257 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,937 [Delia] Oh, you bet. 258 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,355 Don't worry, Mona. 259 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,273 We won't let them get away with this. 260 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:32,692 Oops! Sorry, Mona. 261 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,944 Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 262 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,697 It's kind of an enclosed space. 263 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,699 Hi, where were you last night? 264 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,702 [Mona] I was going crazy. 265 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,995 Or I was dying. 266 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,831 [overlapping voices humming] 267 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,124 Madness. 268 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,667 Tumor. 269 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,252 Tumor, madness. 270 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,170 [voices murmuring] 271 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,798 I didn't like the sound of either. 272 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,174 Please! 273 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,220 Make them stop! 274 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,597 There's nothing more frightening to a hypochondriac 275 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,808 than finding out she might be right. 276 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,727 [voices babbling] 277 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,814 The voices didn't stop. 278 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:12,898 They continued. 279 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,484 In fact, they became more clear. 280 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:25,161 The torrent of sounds became words, then phrases, 281 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,287 then whole sentences. 282 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,914 [Tory-Beth] Someone in here has a hygiene problem. 283 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,499 [Mona] Tory-Beth? 284 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,293 [Dom] Why's he looking at me like that, huh? 285 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,295 He knows, that's why. 286 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,214 Some company calling itself KM Inc. 287 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,049 has started making offers, serious offers 288 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,384 to all the building's remaining tenants. 289 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,552 [Leona] Smug bastards! 290 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,514 Just sign the check and I'm out of here. 291 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:50,102 [Shirley] That face in the painting, it's me! 292 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,604 [Dom] Can you believe it? 293 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,522 150 from... 294 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:59,153 I told you, I don't want to be on your friggin' wall! 295 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,782 [Vince] I can feel it. 296 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,785 Someone in here is doing my wife. 297 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:06,660 Oh, yeah. 298 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:10,748 [Mona] I realized, the voices, they weren't mine. 299 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,208 [Beck] She's looking at me. 300 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,876 [Esme] He's touching my leg. 301 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:14,794 [Vince] Who is it? 302 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,046 [Shirley] Dom, I'm gonna kill you. 303 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,964 [Mona] They were theirs. 304 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:22,468 What I'd been hearing all along 305 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,805 was the sound of everyone's thoughts. 306 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,558 But I thought you said they were voices, sweetie. I don't understand. 307 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,310 They are voices, Ned. 308 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,603 That's what they sound like. 309 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,938 Except they're thoughts. 310 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,190 They're... they're in people's heads. 311 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,024 Ned, I don't know what-- 312 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,192 Oh, my God, she's crazy-- 313 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,652 She's gone right over the freakin' edge! 314 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:40,820 No, I'm not crazy, Ned. 315 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,197 I have not "gone over the freakin' edge." 316 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,865 What? 317 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,493 I-- I don't think... 318 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,286 That's exactly what I thought. Can it be true? 319 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,998 I could actually see Ned thinking 320 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,416 the things he was thinking. 321 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,292 Is she psychic? 322 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,461 Ned, that's what it is. I'm psychic. 323 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,587 I can read your thoughts. 324 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,089 I'm telling you, I'm reading every thought in your head. 325 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,633 Oh, my God. If she can read my mind, then she knows that I... 326 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,509 I know what? 327 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,554 What? Just... Just think it, Ned. 328 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,472 Think it because I'm going to read it. 329 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,182 I'm going to read your thoughts. 330 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,433 That I... 331 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:17,273 That I'm here for you, Mona. 332 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,441 [Mona] For me? 333 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,319 You're here for me. 334 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,157 [Tory-Beth] I used chocolate laxatives instead of chocolate. 335 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:30,744 [Mona] There they were-- My friends and neighbors. 336 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:34,707 On the surface, they were all so sweet to each other. 337 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,001 Well, let's just say you were out on a date. 338 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,463 Well, you know, I paint what's familiar to me. 339 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,382 [Beck] Dom's a great artist, don't you think? 340 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,676 [Shirley] Oh, yeah, and fast. 341 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,095 [Tory-Beth] And suddenly the guy got aggressive. 342 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,724 [Esme] Oh! Aggressive in a good way or in a bad way? 343 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,393 What's wrong with you? Don't you have any self-respect? 344 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,853 [Mona] But underneath... 345 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,314 Sure, I do. 346 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,358 Oh, my God, get this crazy woman away from me! 347 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,610 [Tory-Beth] No, you don't. 348 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,029 There's more to life than guys, you know. 349 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,656 Look at Mona. 350 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,492 She's so lucky to have someone like Ned. 351 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,620 I like Ned. 352 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,998 If it's sickly he wants, I could be sickly. 353 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,917 I could be a hell a lot sicker than Mona. 354 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,127 I could get pneumonia if that's what he wants. 355 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,295 Believe me, 356 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:25,049 there's not one guy in this whole stinking world is worth dying over. 357 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,342 I could get cancer. 358 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,677 [chuckles] I'm not disagreeing with you. 359 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,387 Beck-- 360 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,473 Oh, he hasn't talked to me in two days. 361 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:36,226 And, God, that's another man I've driven away! 362 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,853 Oh! 363 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,772 [Mona] Poor Ned, he was working overtime 364 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,523 to keep his thoughts to himself. 365 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,818 Beck, pass me a cracker. 366 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,112 Oh, sure. 367 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:50,407 Oh! I don't deserve to be happy. 368 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,788 -Hi. -Hi. 369 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,957 I feel awful about Esme. 370 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,960 I can't even look at her. It's just-- 371 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,712 I don't want her near me. 372 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,548 So, Delia, I didn't know you played tennis too. 373 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,301 Oh, I love tennis. 374 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,180 Are you any good? 375 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,723 Uh, not bad. 376 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,768 You know, it kind of all depends who you're playing with. 377 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,313 Well, have you ever thought of playing with someone else? 378 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,107 Uh, playing-- 379 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,734 Yeah, I've thought about playing with other people. 380 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:28,445 [Mona] I was looking through some strange keyhole 381 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,697 into their very souls. 382 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:33,283 A woman like Tory-Beth shouldn't even talk to you. 383 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,035 She's way smarter. 384 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,787 Oh, God, I want her! 385 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,498 Hey, what's the worst thing that could happen, you know? 386 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,626 You ask her on a date and she says no. 387 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,796 Then you jump off a bridge and kill yourself! 388 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,382 -Oh, I see what you're saying. -[giggling] 389 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,883 Do you play tennis too? 390 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,343 Sure I do. 391 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,470 Backhand, forehand... 392 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,849 I just love using my hands. 393 00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,060 Can you imagine that slug slobbering all over him? 394 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,772 [Mona] Who knew it was such a soap opera around here? 395 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,774 Such a sordid one. 396 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,360 So Esme and Delia wanted Beck, 397 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,571 but Beck wanted Tory-Beth, 398 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,322 who wanted Ned. 399 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,825 [Ned] Boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-ba-boom. 400 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,828 You're looking kind of pensive there, Vince. 401 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:21,081 Just looking around at how you decorated the place. 402 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,624 Taking in the details, you know. 403 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,917 Who could it be? Who could it be? 404 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,378 The way you've inserted part of yourself into everything. 405 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:33,052 Yeah, well, that's what artists do, huh? 406 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,887 Who could it be? Who could it be? 407 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,638 Who could it be? Who could it be? 408 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:39,808 I'd love to. 409 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:43,062 [Mona] Seeing them all this way, so naked, 410 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,524 I felt I should look away, but I couldn't. 411 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,736 Man, nothin' beats the feeling of silk undies, huh? 412 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,947 Especially when they're nice and tight. 413 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,657 [laughing] 414 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,700 I wonder if she knows I took them. 415 00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,370 Hey, Shirl, huh? I'm wearing your underpants! 416 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,081 [laughs] 417 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,503 Jeez, what's with that look? 418 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,089 Shirley, you and Vince aren't leaving, are you? 419 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,092 No, no, Vince and I decided to stay. 420 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,470 Good-- Solidarity. 421 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:20,974 One kegel, two kegel, three... 422 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:22,059 Same here. 423 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,686 The only way I'm leaving this place is feet first. 424 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:28,482 I wonder how quickly those KMS people 425 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,025 could cut me a check? 426 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:34,947 I got to get that freakin' IRS off my back! 427 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,659 Thanks, Miles, you-- 428 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,202 Shove the pennies on my eyes. 429 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:45,666 I got the feeling that KM Inc. is right here in this room. 430 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,210 Okay, slimebag, let's just see who's got 431 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,003 the deeper pockets. 432 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,047 You okay, Mona? 433 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,926 -[Mona] I was fine, compared to all of them. -[speaks indistinctly] 434 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,554 These people were miserable, 435 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,097 And the more miserable they were, 436 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,225 the more likely it was they'd give up on the community we'd become. 437 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:06,395 Well, I for one, was not going to let that happen. 438 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,441 [Miles] I'm not quite sure I understand the question. 439 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,027 Your family has a lot of money, right? 440 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:17,573 Why don't you use some of it to help keep the Clackson Arms 441 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,576 from falling into the hands of someone irresponsible? 442 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,703 Yeah, I see what you mean. 443 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,621 I know it's none of my business, Delia, 444 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,541 but you really need to be a better friend to Esme. 445 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,917 She needs you. 446 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,919 I don't know what you mean. 447 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,464 He's in love with somebody else? Who? 448 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:35,924 You're a pretty girl. 449 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,427 You deserve someone who thinks more highly of himself 450 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,803 than Beck does. 451 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,556 Who thinks more highly of you. 452 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,517 You know, I just want you to know that I love you, that's all. 453 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:49,396 And the fact is, I'm not the only person around here 454 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,856 who feels that way. 455 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,150 What are you talking about? 456 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,987 Tory-Beth doesn't like me. 457 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,698 Even if she did, I wouldn't know what to say to her. 458 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,742 Just tell her how you really feel, Beck. 459 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,161 Trust me, it's worth the chance. 460 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,122 Yeah, but I owe the IRS a ton. 461 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,040 Somehow they found out 462 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,083 about all this cash I made off a chain letter. 463 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,710 And you think Miles told the IRS. 464 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,296 Well, maybe. Except I don't know how he could've known. 465 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,631 I think I can help you, Leona. 466 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,840 Oh! Nothing personal, sweetie, 467 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,175 but how the hell can you help me? 468 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,219 I need money! Lots of it! 469 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,429 I'll get it for you. 470 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,649 You? You want in on our game? 471 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,568 Yeah, I want to play poker with you. 472 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,613 Do you even know how? 473 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,115 A flush beats a straight, full house beats a flush, 474 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,409 and nothing beats knowing a guy in your building 475 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,994 likes to wear women's underwear... 476 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,663 [counting notes] 477 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,248 That he stole. 478 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,586 [Miles] What's this about, Dom, really? 479 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,090 Look, where does it say ladies can't play with us, huh? 480 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,716 It's a tradition, it's a guy thing. 481 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,802 So we start a new tradition! 482 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,220 -Yeah, Miles, let her play. -Yeah. 483 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,347 What's the deal, Dom? She got something on you? 484 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,723 What makes you think she's got anything o me? 485 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,849 What's the matter with you? 486 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,143 What's the matter with Dom? What's he so jumpy for? 487 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,063 Something's wrong here, man. I can feel it. 488 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,607 [Dom] Who told you about me, huh? 489 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,401 How do you know? 490 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,777 Was it Shirl? 491 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,946 Nah... Delia. 492 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,116 Yeah. Yeah that babe has a mouth, all right. 493 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,868 What is Dom smiling at? 494 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,121 What is she smiling at? 495 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,498 I don't like this. 496 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:35,627 And I don't like her. 497 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,462 Sure, let her play. 498 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,885 [Mona] You know what I really don't understand? 499 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,470 I don't know why these guys think 500 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,222 they're such hotshot card players, 501 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:51,310 I mean, considering how easily their attention can be shifted. 502 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:55,439 Dom, your paintings of women are very beautiful. 503 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:56,773 Thanks. 504 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,442 Where do you find your models? 505 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,322 These women, they seem very familiar to me. 506 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:14,583 She's right! This one looks like Delia! 507 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:17,711 Well, Delia with a boob job and a facelift. 508 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,589 Now, why did Mona say that? 509 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:23,133 Why would Mona say that? 510 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,927 She's damn-- She's up to something-- I can feel it. 511 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,637 Maybe I should cut her in. 512 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,389 Maybe I should cut her throat! 513 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,852 Nice, uh, poker face you got there, Mona. 514 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,312 [Mona] You should talk. 515 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,230 Cut my throat? 516 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,818 I remembered the body falling past my living room window. 517 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,363 Suddenly it was starting to make sense. 518 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,907 These people wanted to kill each other. 519 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,451 Maybe they wanted to kill me too. 520 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,286 How you doing there, Mona? You okay? 521 00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:52,579 [Mona] Yeah, I'm okay. 522 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,373 Except my throat is scratchy 523 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,042 and one of my ovaries is a little tender. 524 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,044 It was a rhetorical question, you stupid bitch. 525 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,922 Like I give a rat's ass how you feel. 526 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:04,508 Dom, you want to quit fidgeting? 527 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,425 You're squirming around over there 528 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,927 like your underwear don't fit. 529 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:13,058 Why does he keep staring at the painting of the blonde? 530 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,935 Just admiring your work there, Dom. 531 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,520 The one that looks a lot like... 532 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:19,815 Shirley! 533 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,733 It seems like I know some of these people. 534 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,276 [men laughing] 535 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,450 Trust me, you don't. 536 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,327 [Mona] It was incredible. 537 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,037 They were thinking about everything 538 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,831 except the cards in their hands. 539 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,627 Come on, Miles, give it up. 540 00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:41,962 What kind of deal is this? 541 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,297 I can't do anything with this crap! 542 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,092 Dom, you son of a bitch! 543 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:51,972 You lay one hand on my wife and I'll cut your heart out, I swear! 544 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,056 Three, please. 545 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,601 Anybody thirsty? Mona, you want a beer? 546 00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:00,063 Yeah, 'cause my throat is very scratchy. 547 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,065 -Dom? -I'll take a brewski. 548 00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:03,442 Miles? 549 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,276 Do you have a cat? 550 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,778 Geez, I got nothing, huh? 551 00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:11,450 Damn you, Mona, and your big mouth! 552 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,453 He knows, and I'm a dead man! 553 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:18,290 Hmm, Mona. 554 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,459 Wonder what kind of panties you got going there, huh? 555 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:24,754 Come on, baby. 556 00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:26,715 Victoria's Secret. 557 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:27,466 Hmm? 558 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,968 [Mona] Careful. Mona. 559 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,720 The catalog this month-- 560 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,472 Very beautiful women. 561 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:34,639 Have you seen it? 562 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,017 Yeah, matter of fact. 563 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,768 [Vince] Say what? 564 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:40,854 Underwear catalogs-- you fruit! 565 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:42,772 Two, please. 566 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:46,151 [Vince] What are you doing painting my wife in her birthday suit! 567 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,152 How do you even know-- 568 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,278 [Mona] It was around then 569 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:51,239 that the sound of their voices started to get louder, 570 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:53,116 and it got harder to dial them out 571 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,494 no matter how much I focused. 572 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:56,912 It was out of desperation 573 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,331 that I thought about Delia. 574 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:05,295 Suddenly it was like my mind found her. 575 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,422 Why would Mona say "Be a better friend to Esme"? 576 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:08,965 Like I'm not a good friend. 577 00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:11,635 [gasps] Is there something going on between her and Beck? 578 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,345 Well, if there is, there won't be. 579 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,057 She meant Delia. 580 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,183 That's who Mona was talking about. 581 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:21,061 That's why she wouldn't tell me Beck's in love with Delia! 582 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:23,730 Why does she keep doing this to me? 583 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,023 Maybe if I explain to Delia 584 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,442 how I feel about it, she'll understand. 585 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,027 All right... That bitch! 586 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,946 [Dom] Mona, Mona. 587 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,405 Mona, you with us? 588 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,157 It's your bid. 589 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,117 Mmm. 590 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,536 Oh, wow. 591 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:41,248 Mona, you sure you know what you're doing? 592 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,124 [Miles] Hey, if she wants to play with the big boys, 593 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:44,543 let her play. 594 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:48,713 Yeah, you've been called. 595 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,716 Lay down your cards. 596 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:55,720 Four sixes. 597 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,806 Four sixes? How'd you do that? 598 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,891 I got a full house and I lose? 599 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,560 You sure got a poker face, Mona. 600 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,020 [laughs] Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 601 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,564 Beginner's luck. 602 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,108 Hey, Dom. 603 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,569 Let me ask you about that painting over there. 604 00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:13,029 What? 605 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,614 That one, over there. 606 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,534 Yeah, that one. 607 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,912 Oh, you mean, uh, Winter in Montana. 608 00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:22,706 Montana. 609 00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,750 [indistinct mumbling] 610 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,544 [Vince] I'll kill them all now! 611 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,383 The voices in me were starting to get to me. 612 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,428 I thought about Beck and Tory-Beth. 613 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,640 [Tory-Beth] Here, I made you some pie. 614 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:42,601 Eat it! 615 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,480 What the hell was I thinking? 616 00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:48,857 He is kind of cute. 617 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,359 -This woman hates my guts. -I hate cute! 618 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,820 Beck, come on. 619 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,447 She's lonely... 620 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:57,866 God knows you're lonely. 621 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,619 Come on, cowboy, make your move. 622 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,621 Make it or get the hell out! 623 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,250 Looks like you cleaned us out, huh? 624 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,296 Yeah, a broad in a wheelchair. 625 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:12,756 I'm gettin' moist just thinking about it. 626 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:15,634 [voices overlapping] 627 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,476 [Mona squealing] 628 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,481 There was murder in the air. 629 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:32,108 It was definitely time to go. 630 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,444 Hope you don't mind if we don't invite you back, huh? 631 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:36,655 [laughing] 632 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:39,949 Yah-hoo! 633 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,118 Take that, IRS! 634 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:46,790 Take that, Miles, you yuppie scum! 635 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:50,794 Oh, Mona, honey, thanks, thanks. 636 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:54,214 Oh, you don't know-- I don't know how to thank you! 637 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:56,549 You meddling cow! 638 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,844 God, you get on my nerves! 639 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:04,349 I wonder how much you'd want for your apartment. 640 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,351 I hope you die! 641 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,061 How can you say that 642 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,356 After everything I just did for you? 643 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,066 What are you talking about? 644 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,443 I-- I just thanked you. 645 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,363 No. 646 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,031 [sobbing] 647 00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:22,534 Mona? Honey, you okay? 648 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:24,703 This feeling of dread came over me. 649 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,665 I'd started something that couldn't be stopped. 650 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:33,378 -There was murder in the air, and on the pavement. -[Leona] Die. 651 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:35,839 Die! 652 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:37,716 [elevator dings] 653 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:45,724 Mona! 654 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:47,892 Hey. 655 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,647 Hey, I'm really curious. 656 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,899 Where did you learn to play cards like that? 657 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,360 You know too much for some little girl in a wheelchair. 658 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,404 It's not prying or anything... 659 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,948 I'd really like to know what you told Dom at the door. 660 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,492 -[stammers] -[elevator dings] 661 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:06,494 I don't remember. 662 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:10,373 I hope you're not lying to me, Mona. 663 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,961 What did she tell you? What did she say? 664 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,755 -What'd she say? -I'm not hiding. 665 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:20,425 You know, if you tilt your head back, it'll stop that bleeding. 666 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:23,136 So, 667 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,512 what did you tell Dom? 668 00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:26,931 You wouldn't hurt me, would you, Vince? 669 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,099 You're a nice guy. 670 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,517 Oh, yeah, that's right. 671 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,561 Vincent Baxter is a real nice guy. 672 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,897 Except I'm not Vincent Baxter. I'm Kaiser Munson! 673 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,065 [man] We, the jury, find you, Kaiser Munson, guilty of murder 674 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:36,775 in the first degree. 675 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,277 Come on, Vince! Come on, Vince. 676 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:42,655 You got to keep Kaiser in the past where it belongs! 677 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:45,283 Remember, remember. 678 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,202 You buried him the night you broke out. 679 00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:51,456 Kaiser Munson. Kaiser Munson. 680 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,875 Keep Kaiser in the past where he belongs. 681 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,001 Remember... 682 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,295 [Mona] Kaiser Munson. 683 00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:58,797 She knows who I am! 684 00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:01,925 -She knows who I am! -[screaming] 685 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:05,428 I don't know how she knows, but she knows! 686 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:09,140 I'm going to snap your neck! 687 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,683 [coughing] 688 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:18,024 Mona, squeeze the bridge-- the bridge. 689 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,317 [sobbing] 690 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,778 I didn't tell him. 691 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,824 I didn't tell him anything. 692 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:29,202 Honey, please talk to me. 693 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,083 They all want to kill me. 694 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,211 They want me to die. 695 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:49,722 Mona, let's get out of here, huh? 696 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:51,891 Let's just pack up our stuff and leave 697 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:53,226 before it's too late. 698 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:55,854 I wish I could. 699 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:57,939 It was already too late. 700 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:58,648 I wish I could. 701 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:01,067 From all over the building I could hear them. 702 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:04,696 I'm going to get you, Mona, if it's the last thing I do! 703 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:06,489 Esme, I'm sorry, it's all my fault. 704 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,157 It was wrong of me to take him away from you. 705 00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:10,577 -He didn't actually-- -I know, I know. 706 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:11,494 He didn't even want you. 707 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,204 -You know, what if he had-- -What I mean is, 708 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,247 even if he had wanted me, 709 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,582 you couldn't have taken him. 710 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,083 -I did. -Did not. 711 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,126 -Did. -Didn't. 712 00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:19,878 [both screaming] 713 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,340 That wasn't the worst of it. 714 00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,426 Not by a long shot. 715 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:30,013 What have you done? 716 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:34,642 What in God's name is wrong with you? 717 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:38,563 Why can't you keep your anger in check? 718 00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:43,067 It's fresh. 719 00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:45,278 Made a whole batch this morning. 720 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,700 [Mona] Tory-Beth, what kind of meat did you say was in them? 721 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:52,911 I don't know. 722 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:54,829 Meat. 723 00:31:54,829 --> 00:32:00,418 Tory-Beth, did things not go well last night with Beck? 724 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:02,670 I don't want to talk about it. 725 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,717 Is Beck okay? 726 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:08,927 I said I don't-- 727 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:13,306 want to talk about it. 728 00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:16,476 I couldn't help myself, okay? 729 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,479 He was being so needy! 730 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,147 And then he looked at me with those, 731 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,482 those eyes! 732 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:23,733 You want to know if I killed him? 733 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,194 Is that what you want to know? 734 00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:28,154 Okay, then, I killed him! 735 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:32,700 I ripped out his heart and I ate him alive! 736 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:36,287 [Mona] The very idea of leaving my apartment scared me to death 737 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:41,960 but I had to get that, that meat pie out of my sight. 738 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:45,588 Mona? 739 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:47,298 Esme. 740 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,344 [sobbing] 741 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,513 You're a terrible person, Mona. 742 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:54,555 Oh, Esme. 743 00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:56,391 You're a terrible person. 744 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,768 I have to find Beck. 745 00:32:58,768 --> 00:32:59,978 Have you seen him? 746 00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,147 I think Beck's dead. 747 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:04,983 What? 748 00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:08,736 Oh, my God, what happened to him? 749 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:10,655 I don't know what happened, 750 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,534 but I think Tory-Beth had something to do with it. 751 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:15,660 [sobbing] 752 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:19,998 [Mona] That's when things began to get seriously out of control. 753 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,044 [indistinct chatter over police radio] 754 00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:43,855 What have you done to me? 755 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,815 [Mona] I was wrong, you see. 756 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,650 Beck wasn't dead. 757 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:52,572 I'm sorry, I just... 758 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:55,658 I just... I don't want to rush this. 759 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,202 What is that supposed to mean? 760 00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:01,372 Look, either you want to or you don't want to. 761 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,291 There's no in between! 762 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,836 Yeah, I want to, it's just... 763 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,465 Tory-Beth, I like you. 764 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,009 But I'm not interested in "like." 765 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,804 I couldn't care less about love either. 766 00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:20,016 You know what? This was a mistake. A big one! 767 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:24,145 You are every reason I gave up this kind of garbage, in the first place. 768 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,981 You self-absorbed, uninvolved, 769 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,984 pathetic little excuse for a man! 770 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,111 You are dog food! 771 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:34,405 No. You are less than dog food. 772 00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,908 You are nothing! 773 00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,913 I'm going to kill you, Mona. 774 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:45,083 [yelling] 775 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,211 [Tory-Beth grunts] 776 00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:53,674 How was I supposed to know 777 00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:56,719 Tory-Beth's mind worked so metaphorically? 778 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,555 In the end, Beck walked right out the door, 779 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,350 didn't even leave a forwarding address. 780 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,685 Of course, the police let Tory-Beth go 781 00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:06,938 and the meat pies and everything. 782 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:10,108 Well, everything kind of just went downhill from there. 783 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,109 [Esme] I want you out of here. 784 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,860 I'll get you for this, Mona! 785 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,487 I want that bitch out of here. 786 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,531 I want her dead. Dead! 787 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:18,241 Dead! 788 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,410 [Mona] Of course, I couldn't leave. 789 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:24,872 Then it occurred to me, I don't have to go anywhere. 790 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:28,626 The rest of them will be leaving one way or another. 791 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,586 They're not getting me. 792 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:32,922 I'm getting them. 793 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,008 Over the next few days, 794 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,970 a plan started forming in my mind. 795 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,641 It was quite simple. 796 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,017 They all wanted to kill me, 797 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:48,563 but if I could find some way to redirect their anger... 798 00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:03,411 Step one, replace stolen panties. 799 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:08,624 "Dear Delia, you are the best. 800 00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:11,377 I mean it. Sincerely, Dom." 801 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,672 "Dear Shirl, you are the best. 802 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,175 I mean it. Sincerely, Dom." 803 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:22,180 Step two, set fuse on time bomb. 804 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,016 "Dear Vince, it has come to my attention 805 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,268 that you used to go by the name Kaiser Munson. 806 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,188 we should talk. Your pal, Miles." 807 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,608 "Dear Leona, it has come to my attention 808 00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:36,360 that Miles discovered your little secret 809 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,362 by reading your mail." 810 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:40,740 Step three, light the fuses. 811 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:53,878 Step four, sit back, enjoy the fireworks. 812 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,006 [scoffs] 813 00:37:12,855 --> 00:37:14,982 Honey, what you got there? 814 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,817 Oh, it's nothing. 815 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,253 [Mona] "Dear Leona, it has come to my attention 816 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:37,588 that Miles discovered your little secret 817 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:38,923 by reading your mail." 818 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,676 "Dear Dom, while you've been trying to save the building, 819 00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:44,887 your pals Miles and Vince have been working against you." 820 00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:47,223 [Beck] Dear Esme, sorry I left the way I did, 821 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,850 but after Delia told me the truth about you 822 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,435 I felt I had no choice." 823 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,354 "Tory-Beth, I'm still traumatized 824 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:55,523 by the other night, but thanks to Delia, 825 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,858 I know why I feel threatened by you." 826 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:01,195 [Miles] "You used to go by the name Kaiser Munson." 827 00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:02,238 [coughs] 828 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,572 [screaming] 829 00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:04,532 [grunting] 830 00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:06,075 [sobbing] 831 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,542 We have to talk now! 832 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,210 I got another pissant to deal with first. 833 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:19,630 -[knocking on door] -[Delia] Dom, get the hell out here! 834 00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:21,841 Dom! [sighs] 835 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:23,009 What are you doing here? Go away. 836 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:24,969 "Thanks, you're the best"? 837 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,972 And you send me these? 838 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,974 I swear to God I don't know what you're talking about. 839 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,392 I didn't send them to you. 840 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,937 They're not even mine! They're hers! 841 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:36,939 And you sent me hers, you bastard. 842 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,024 Uh, uh... 843 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,859 You gave him your panties? 844 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:41,527 You're sick! 845 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,321 Miles! 846 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:46,907 Get out here! 847 00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:48,284 [Dom] I'm telling you, I didn't do it. 848 00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:51,704 I got him first. You back off! 849 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,375 Miles, open the door. 850 00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,045 [Delia] Shut up, Esme! 851 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:00,379 What are you doing? 852 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,589 Dom! 853 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:02,673 You want a piece of me? 854 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:04,342 What are you doing with my wife? 855 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,595 Get out of my way! 856 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:08,679 Delia! 857 00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:10,931 [Delia] Shut up, Esme. 858 00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:15,353 [Dom] I want a piece of you, Kaiser Munson of KM Inc. 859 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:17,605 [clamoring] 860 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,784 I get her first. She told Beck I was gay! 861 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,411 She told Beck I was a man! 862 00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:34,330 [taser buzzing] 863 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,984 [voices murmuring and fading away] 864 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,616 Are you happy now, Mona? 865 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,701 [screaming] 866 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:14,078 [laughing] 867 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,380 [stuttering] 868 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:31,971 [sighs] 869 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:34,390 -[gasping] -[Mona] That, more or less, 870 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,350 -is what happened. -[laughing] 871 00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:39,562 I felt pain in every one of my organs, 872 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:41,439 but I didn't care. 873 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,859 The voices were gone. 874 00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:46,986 [laughing hysterically] 875 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:12,636 [voices murmuring] 876 00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:15,931 Ah! Ah! 877 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,350 [voices flooding back in] 878 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:19,810 No! 879 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,479 [screaming] 880 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:23,647 No! 881 00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:28,569 I got to thank you, Mona. 882 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:32,239 You just saved KM Incorporated a small fortune. 883 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:35,367 -No! -I should be able to get the last of the apartments 884 00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:37,077 for practically nothing. 885 00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,498 The moment this building is mine, 886 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,626 I'm going to knock it the hell down. 887 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:45,920 Oh, and by the way. 888 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,714 KM Incorporated, KM-- 889 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,259 "Kill Mona." 890 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:55,137 No. 891 00:41:56,889 --> 00:42:00,809 That was how Ned meant to get me out of the building. 892 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:03,979 -Except I was going to save him the trouble. -[screaming] No! 893 00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:22,665 [voices overlapping] 894 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,501 -[beeps] -[voices stopping] 895 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:32,049 Turned out Ned was right 896 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:34,009 about getting me out of that place. 897 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:38,389 Finally, I was cured. 898 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:46,522 [Control Voice] It is said that our relationships deepen 899 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,275 as secrets give way to truth. 900 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:51,151 it may be, however, 901 00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:55,823 that there are some stones better left unturned.